I Don't Need a Birthday Greeting Card

I don't need a birthday. I need a nap and a cocktail — because at this point, that's the only celebration that makes sense.

• 1 folded 5x7 card — the perfect size for this very reasonable request
• Full color retro design printed on premium polar matte paper
• 1 high-grade premium envelope included
• Custom design by Ink & Simple

For the birthday person who has everything — except energy. Skip the cake, send this card, and maybe bring a mimosa.