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I Don't Need a Birthday Greeting Card
$7.50
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$7.50
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I don't need a birthday. I need a nap and a cocktail — because at this point, that's the only celebration that makes sense.
- 1 folded 5x7 card — the perfect size for this very reasonable request
- Full color retro design printed on premium polar matte paper
- 1 high-grade premium envelope included
- Custom design by Ink & Simple
For the birthday person who has everything — except energy. Skip the cake, send this card, and maybe bring a mimosa.