Happy Birthday to the Only Person I'd Hide a Body For Greeting Card

Happy birthday to the only person I'd hide a body for. Don't make me do it — a heartfelt reminder of just how deep this friendship runs.

• 1 folded 5x7 card — big enough to hold this very serious declaration of loyalty
• Full color retro design printed on premium polar matte paper
• 1 high-grade premium envelope included
• Custom design by Ink & Simple

For your ride-or-die. The one who'd show up, no questions asked. They deserve this — and probably a good alibi.