{"product_id":"happy-birthday-to-the-only-person-id-hide-a-body-for-greeting-card","title":"Happy Birthday to the Only Person I'd Hide a Body For Greeting Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eHappy birthday to the only person I'd hide a body for. Don't make me do it — a heartfelt reminder of just how deep this friendship runs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 folded 5x7 card — big enough to hold this very serious declaration of loyalty\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull color retro design printed on premium polar matte paper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1 high-grade premium envelope included\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCustom design by Ink \u0026amp; Simple\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor your ride-or-die. The one who'd show up, no questions asked. They deserve this — and probably a good alibi.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ink \u0026 Simple","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51297701298482,"sku":null,"price":6.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/6688\/2098\/files\/image_3314093d-0ba9-407e-9101-e431708962d7.png?v=1781222638","url":"https:\/\/inksimple.shop\/products\/happy-birthday-to-the-only-person-id-hide-a-body-for-greeting-card","provider":"Ink \u0026 Simple","version":"1.0","type":"link"}